((This is my last post as Meekins OH GOD I'M GOING TO MISS RPING HIM SO MUCH ;_;

But hey, I had to have Larry! And I didn't want to give up being a metrosexual inmate or a bad wife...

*sobs anyways*

On another note, I'll still have Meekins finish up in the Meekins-visits-prison event, so I'll keep having him reply there until he's done.))


Dear diary, sir!

I....... I'M BEING TRANSFERRED TO ANOTHER DISTRICT'S COURTHOUSE, SIR!

My boss said the transfer would be for the good of the courtroom! I should be happy, sir! I want to do good for the courtroom, and they might raise my pay! ...Right now their pay is actually lower... but I'm sure with my sparkling enthusiasm, they'll raise it in no time!

It's just... IT'S JUST LIKE THIS SCARY DREAM I HAD, SIR! I was... I was POPCORN, sir! IN A MOVIE THEATER! I was popped!!! Then I was BUTTERED and SALTED! And then.... and then I was EATEN, sir!!! It was so scary!!! I don't want to move, sir! But... but I have to... my supervisor's words are powerful and inspiring! I'm doing it for the GOOD OF THE COURTROOM! I CAN DO THIS, SIR!!! I just hope I don't get buttered and salted too badly there, sir!

The transfer is temporary! But he won't tell me how long, sir! It could be a week, it could be a year! I'm so confused, sir... should I pack one suitcase or my whole apartment?! I'd better pack everything, just to be safe, sir!

So... I'm moving away, sir! I'll have to make at least 15 trips because my car is really small.

I'm.... I'm going to miss all of you, sirs! I made so many friends! It just... makes me want to cry big warm tears of happiness sometimes, sirs! I wish the new apartment had internets, sirs...

G-GOODBYE... SIRS...! I am saluting you all! May you be rich in oranges, sirs!

((Prelude to this found here.))

Dear Diary, sir!

I got a bird yesterday, sir! An officer brought her to my door and told me to bring her to a prisoner, sir! I haven't had time to drive to the prisons lately, so I've been taking care of her, sir! She's really pretty and red, sir! And... and she can talk, sir!!! I've never met a talking animal before! She says hello to me and sometimes counts numbers and lately she's been saying "sir" to me a lot, sir! I never thought a talking animal could be so polite, sir! She's amazing! I can talk to her all day and she doesn't yell at me or anything, sir! I think she likes me, sir! She even rides around on my shoulder while I walk around! I wish I could take her to work, sir... but the courthouse says "no animals allowed". I wish it didn't, sir, because I bet everyone would love to meet a real talking bird, sir!

Sir! I don't know what is going on, sir, but everyone is leaving boxes outside their doors! Maybe they're for some sort of box charity, sir! I'll leave one out, too! Nobody should ever be deprived of boxes, sir!

((Meekins' Valentines Day box. Comments are screened (and anonymous commenting is allowed), will be un-screened on Valentines Day.))

These look really fun, sir! I'm going to give one a try!



I'm not sure, sirs, but I don't think filling them out is required, sirs! Please don't be mad at me if you don't want to do what it tells you to do, sirs! All I did was fill out two boxes and then it made up the list on its own, sirs!

Hello sirs! I'm stuffed full of holiday spirit, sirs! I learned recently that nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a sack full of fresh, juicy oranges, sirs! So this year I'm sending out bags of oranges to all my friends!

I'll be sending a bag each to the following people, and they should be getting them by Christmas, sirs!
-Mommy and Daddy Meekins! I'll be visiting soon, sirs!
-Mr. Atmey, for being such a great mentor, sir! I'm trying hard to do you proud, sir!
-Ms. Starr, for b-being so... umm... l-lovely, s-s-sir...!
-Mr. Wright, as a sign of peace and good will, sir! (Please don't hurt me, sir!)
-Mr. Gavin (Klavier), for being so helpful, sir! I'll try to follow all your advice, sir!
-Mr. Engarde, a second shipment, for helping him to spread even more holiday cheer! Keep it up, sir!
-Mr. Edgeworth, for his kind advice! I managed to go through a door without getting my tie stuck for once, sir! It made me really happy, sir!
-Mr. Gumshoe, for being a great friend and amazing hero, sir! Someday I hope I'll be a famous detective like you, sir!
-Mr. von Karma, so he has something to eat other than me, sir...
-Mr. Marshall, for offering to give me valuable tips on how to be a great detective, sir!
-Ms. Fey (Maya), for warning me about the dangers of evil turkey spirits! I'll be more careful the next time I have turkey dinner, sir!
-Mr. Grossberg, in case he's getting tired of lemons, sir!

HAPPY CHRISTMAS, SIRS! I used up the last of my cash, sirs, but it's worth it!

((I'm going to be offline until the 23rd or 24th, so Oldbag and Meekins won't be posting or replying to anything until then. Bye everyone!))

((Basically, Atmey tricked Meekins into spying on Phoenix for him. To read what led up to this, go here and then here.))


( In which Meekins gets bum rushed by a rushing bum. )

Dear diary! Tonight... I got attacked! It was terrifying, sir! But I bravely faced my attacker like a man! In the end I got away with only a few bruises, sir! ...And some scratches from falling into a bush. I was on a top secret mission, sir. It's so secret that I can't go into the details, sir.

...I-I'm still shaking, sir.

Oh!

MR. ENGARDE, SIR! I sent a sack of fresh juicy oranges to your cell this morning, sir! I'm sorry I couldn't find any "girly" ones, sir. But these ones are sweet and delicious! I think tasty ones would be better than girly ones anyways. I think she'll like them, sir!

It's way past my bed time, sir, so I'm going to sleep now! I have to go to work early in the morning, sir!


((log of the SECRET MISSION coming soon))

Dear diary, sir!

I went to my parents' house today, sir! We had a traditional Meekins family Thanksgiving turkey dinner, sir! I tried to help out with the cooking, sir, but... I... I got my tie stuck in the turkey, sir...

I guess I'm not meant to be a cook, sir.

DEAR DIARY, SIR

I'm going to try this online journal thing, sir! I've been trying to keep journals in notebooks, sir, but I keep losing them after the first entry!

I went to Gourd Lake last night, sir, though it was more "in" Gourd Lake than "to" Gourd Lake... I was soaking wet all night, sir! I caught a terrible cold, sir! I'm afraid I'll get fired if I take time off work, sir, so I'm still going to the courthouse today, sir!

I didn't see Gourdy, sir... instead I talked to the famous Detective Gumshoe, sir! I also saw a magician and a whale, sir!

I had a bad dream last night, sir! In it I was at a buffet, sir... and the FOOD ATE ME! It was horrifying, sir. I woke up with my head inside my pillowcase, sir. I'm never going to another buffet again, sir.